Thanksgiving 2024 is here, bringing delicious feasts, family gatherings, and of course, endless humor about all the chaos and joy of the holiday. As the fall season approaches, we all think of cozy sweaters, hot drinks, outdoor activities like apple picking, and the anticipation of the holiday season.
Though we still have a bit of time before fall officially begins, it's hard not to get excited for Thanksgiving! While the holiday is all about gratitude and spending time with family, there's also plenty of room for some lighthearted fun. That's why we've put together a list of the best Thanksgiving jokes for kids to share around the dinner table!
Thanksgiving Funny Jokes and Memes to Share
- Why did the turkey join a band? - Because it had drumsticks!
- What sound does a turkey’s phone make? - Wing, wing!
- What did one turkey say to the other? - “Quit being such a chicken!”
- How do you keep a turkey in suspense? - I’ll tell you after Thanksgiving!
- What did the sweet potato say to the other sweet potato? - I yam so happy to see you!
- What do you call a turkey with no feathers? - A turkey that’s ready to be cooked!
- Why do turkeys never talk to strangers at Thanksgiving? - They’re too stuffed to chat!
- Why did Mom's turkey seasoning taste a little off last year? She ran out of thyme.
- What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace? "Grace."
- What's the official dance of Thanksgiving called? The turkey trot.
- What's one thing that you'll have in common with a teddy bear on Thanksgiving? You'll both be filled with stuffing.
- What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
- What did the Pilgrim wear to dinner? A (har)vest.
- What song should you listen to on Thanksgiving? "All About That Baste."
- How can you unlock the greatest Thanksgiving experience ever? By making sure to bring the tur-key.
- With Coronavirus being a possible concern this year, what's likely to be the most popular side dish? Masked potatoes.
- What kind of 'tude is appropriate at the family dinner? Gratitude
- How do turkeys prefer to stay in shape? By going to the gym for some leg day!
- What did the turkey say when it was invited to a dinner party? “I’m stuffed already, but thanks!”
- What do you call a turkey with a crown? A king of the feast!
- What did the pilgrim wear to the Thanksgiving dinner? A “pilgrimage” suit!
- What Thanksgiving treat is the most popular at the kids' table? Crayon-berry sauce.
- What should you expect at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter “g.”
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? A squash!
- Why do potatoes make great detectives? Because they have "eyes" everywhere!
Happy Thanksgiving!
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